wretchSince we last spoke, the Red Sox have inexplicably lost five games in a row (including a sweep at the hands of the
Ahem. Here is a feeble list of positives:
 (Hat-tip to Red Sox Monster): Jonathan Papelbon is more awesome than ever.
 My friend Martha located on the internet the bad-ass band of ninjas behind the Papelbon street art campaign. They have a bunch of photos here, and there are also t-shirts! Did I mention my birthday is coming up? It's actually not at all, but can we pretend it is?
 Tonight's game might get rained out, and during the course of that rainout, Julio Lugo might slip in a puddle and fracture his suck bone.
 Jorge Posada is on the disabled list.
 Mike Lowell is back in the line up.
Okay, let's do this.