Thursday, October 11, 2007

the josh beckett press conference drinking game

During the postseason, Major League Baseball requires starting pitchers to give pre-game press conferences as well as post-game ones. Which means that w are the lucky recipients of the unintentional comedy of watching Josh Beckett be forced to disdainfully interact with the media twice in two days. With that in mind, an idea whose time has come:

The Josh Beckett Press Conference Drinking Game
+ Drink once if Beckett is in possession of sunglasses and it's after sunset
+ Drink once for every piece of neck jewelry
+ Drink once for every one-word answer
+ Drink twice for every "yes" or "no" answer to a question that was not technically a yes-or-no question
+ Drink once every time Beckett credits his success to Tek
+ Drink once every time he visibly rolls his eyes
+ Chug every time swears on live television
+ Chug every time he says the phrase "execute pitches"
+ Chug every time he calls out Papelbon for being a dumb redneck

Tune in and play along tomorrow night! Beckett's press conferences are usually pretty, uh, brisk, so there's even a chance that you'll get through this without alcohol poisoning.


At 2:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, awesome idea for a drinking game! Love it!

At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So yesterday there would have been some drinking (obvious eyerolls) and chugging (executing pitches) but the sunglasses would be a toss-up since his press conference was late afternoon but it was raining and overcast in Boston. :) He did sort of crack a wry smile during the press conference when asked about looking at the Indians lineup, though so maybe that's progress...either way, I can't wait until tonight.

At 4:57 PM, Blogger Texas Gal said...

Drink every time he avoids an '03 comparison.

Drink every time he says "ain't" or "fixin' to".

Shotgun your beer if he smiles.

At 2:36 AM, Blogger katie said...

"Ain't" or "fixin' to" are totally the BEST THING EVER. Brill.

At 8:01 PM, Blogger Redstar said...

My boyfriend and I were at the ready for this one! Drinks for the jewelry, a couple chugs for "executing pitches" and a tough call on the presence of eye rolling.

This was hilarious.


At 8:01 PM, Blogger Redstar said...

PS: Redstar is

At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Mo Morrissey said...

Classic stuff. Could get very ugly tomorrow night if he ends up on the wrong end of a W/L

At 3:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovin Josh AND PAPELJIG....

What a performance last night. UNBELIEVABLE...

Thanks again RED SOX....

Mary - Venice, FL

At 2:17 PM, Blogger D said...

OMG this is freaking hilarious! He could definately start us in a bad habit! He's a red-neck to the fullest, and we are totally taking full advantage. But he's so damn cute, and very entertaining, how could you not watch. What is it with him and questions anyway. Who knows. GO SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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