the josh beckett press conference drinking game
During the postseason, Major League Baseball requires starting pitchers to give pre-game press conferences as well as post-game ones. Which means that w are the lucky recipients of the unintentional comedy of watching Josh Beckett be forced to disdainfully interact with the media twice in two days. With that in mind, an idea whose time has come:
The Josh Beckett Press Conference Drinking Game
+ Drink once if Beckett is in possession of sunglasses and it's after sunset
+ Drink once for every piece of neck jewelry
+ Drink once for every one-word answer
+ Drink twice for every "yes" or "no" answer to a question that was not technically a yes-or-no question
+ Drink once every time Beckett credits his success to Tek
+ Drink once every time he visibly rolls his eyes
+ Chug every time swears on live television
+ Chug every time he says the phrase "execute pitches"
+ Chug every time he calls out Papelbon for being a dumb redneck
Tune in and play along tomorrow night! Beckett's press conferences are usually pretty, uh, brisk, so there's even a chance that you'll get through this without alcohol poisoning.