Sent: 1:08AM Thu, May 8
We're putting a hit out on Julio Lugo. You in?
(Yeah, yeah, I know, many good things have happened since we last spoke. Youk hit about 86 home runs, and Kevin Cash had a three hit night, and Mike Lowell is back from the dead and and Wake pitched a two-hit shut-out for eight innings and Manny and Papi went back to back for the first time in almost two years but Julio Lugo has a way of sucking all the joy out of the universe like an error-committing black hole.)
(Kelly: I posted your text message.
Katie: You can't do that, then they'll know it was us!
Kelly: I don't think we're the only people in the city of Boston who are in the process of trying to put a hit out in Julio Lugo.
Katie: That would be the hardest case to solve ever.)