Thursday, May 08, 2008


Fr: Katie
To: Kelly
Sent: 1:08AM Thu, May 8
We're putting a hit out on Julio Lugo. You in?

(Yeah, yeah, I know, many good things have happened since we last spoke. Youk hit about 86 home runs, and Kevin Cash had a three hit night, and Mike Lowell is back from the dead and and Wake pitched a two-hit shut-out for eight innings and Manny and Papi went back to back for the first time in almost two years but Julio Lugo has a way of sucking all the joy out of the universe like an error-committing black hole.)

(Kelly: I posted your text message.

Katie: You can't do that, then they'll know it was us!

Kelly: I don't think we're the only people in the city of Boston who are in the process of trying to put a hit out in Julio Lugo.

Katie: That would be the hardest case to solve ever.)


At 9:52 AM, Blogger NouveauBlogger said...

Aw, man! Dead on! He's KILLING me!!!

At 10:34 AM, Blogger jennifer said...

My version of this included much more profanity--think Josh Beckett meets Quentin Tarantino--and an insane plan to somehow get my coworkers and Lugo in the same place at the same time. But, in essence, this is something all of Boston can get behind. Heck, it'd do that whole forging of togetherness blah-de-blah and raise morale.

At 4:58 PM, Anonymous Ericato said...

So I work at a daycare and one of our 3 year old's knows all about the Sox. I mean he can tell you who all the everyday players are and recognize their pictures. It's amazing. However, the one player he can't remember ever until you tell him the name is Julio Lugo. After a loss like that don't we all wish we could be like that little boy and just forget Lugo plays for the Red Sox!!

At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You remember those pictures on the plane coming back from Denver? Mikey with the two trophies, Paps watching the big boys play cards, Tek in the muscle t, dealing? Well, there is one of Lugo totally collapsed asleep on his wife's shoulder that keeps stopping me. But maybe now it's time to send for the ragin' Cajun. This E6 is messing with Papelbon, now, and you know how we feel about him down here in bayou country, cher!

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