does a-rod really enter to missy elliot?Sox/Yankees Game 1:
PM and I watch the game for ten minutes, and then we physically have to put it on mute because we cannot tolerate another second of Tim McCarver's fellating of Derek Jeter. And then Fox starts playing song tributes to the fact that Jeter was coming up to bat soon. And then I reach for the hemlock. Seriously, we watched most of this game on mute. I couldn't take it.
Sox/Yankees Game 2:
PM and I discuss how Randy Johnson still looks like a running shorts and knee socks wearing child molester. I wonder whether or not he tried to get one of those blue Lester bracelets everyone on the Sox team is wearing. We imagine him asking for one and Tek screaming that he will fuck Johnson's shit up and, of course, directing Mike Timlin to get the hose.
In keeping with the original mission statement, I direct to this item in which Paps says he wants to start next season. Whatever happens, I would really like to see him locked into a long-term deal this winter. Right? Right.