we now join our weekend v. the angels, already in progressFRIDAY
Gagne: is pwnded.
Dougie: stud who limps home.
Wily Mo: stud who limps off to the Nationals.
But anyway, I mean, I get it now. God said, "You guys can have one bad-ass closer and one guy who's good enough that he'd probably be the closer on most other teams, but you can't have three closers. It's greedy." And now we're being punished. But it's fucking Lucy and the football with Gagne at this point, some kind of bad nightmare that I accidentally keep catching in re-runs and I want it to stop.
Also, I hate K-Rod. The next person who claims that Papelbon showboats after a save needs to be forced to watch 10,000 K-Rod save celebrations. he practically whips it out right there on the mound.
Manny: is pwned for most of the game but then gets jealous and decides he wants to pwn too.
Schill: is old.
Tek: is no spring chicken either, but somehow manages to catch 26 (!!!) innings in 24 hours.
Also, hey! ERIC HINSKE HAS A MOHAWK. Because nothing says "I am totally comfortable with being a new father" like MOHAWK!
UM. CLUTCH, COME-FROM-BEHIND OFFENSE, IS THAT YOU?