we now join our weekend v. the angels, already in progress
FRIDAYBuchholz: PWNS.
Gagne: is pwnded.
Dougie: stud who limps home.
Wily Mo: stud who limps off to the Nationals.
But anyway, I mean, I get it now. God said, "You guys can have one bad-ass closer and one guy who's good enough that he'd probably be the closer on most other teams, but you can't have three closers. It's greedy." And now we're being punished. But it's fucking Lucy and the football with Gagne at this point, some kind of bad nightmare that I accidentally keep catching in re-runs and I want it to stop.
Also, I hate K-Rod. The next person who claims that Papelbon showboats after a save needs to be forced to watch 10,000 K-Rod save celebrations. he practically whips it out right there on the mound.
SATURDAY
Papi: PWNS.
Manny: is pwned for most of the game but then gets jealous and decides he wants to pwn too.
Schill: is old.
Tek: is no spring chicken either, but somehow manages to catch 26 (!!!) innings in 24 hours.
Also, hey! ERIC HINSKE HAS A MOHAWK. Because nothing says "I am totally comfortable with being a new father" like MOHAWK!
UM. CLUTCH, COME-FROM-BEHIND OFFENSE, IS THAT YOU?
posted by always thinking about papelbon @ 10:27 PM
6 Comments:
Psh, do people really complain about Papelbon showboating after saves? If he keeps up the ERA he's got, he's ALLOWED to showboat. And so is K-Rod. Now, if you have a Keith-Foulke-post-2004-esque figure out there showboating, then you are allowed to be mad at him.
Okay, sure, K-Rod is ALLOWED to showboat, but I still hate him. There's an excessive amount of pointing to the sky, which I'm always like, "Um, do you really think God cares that you just preserved a lead of three runs or less? Really?"
God cares for all his Angels. Especially the ones from Anaheim of Los Angeles of California of the United States of Earth of the Milky Way.
Don't you understand?!?!? K-Rod plays for the Milky Way. He is the closer of us all. He's showboating for all humanity. He crouches and points for you.
dammit sam you HAD to take a shot at keith foulke, didn't you!!
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