no one will noticesox/yankees papelblog Q&A
Q: What's that smell?
A: Grapefruit and shoddy fielding. Must be in Jeter's house.
Q: Why do you hurt me with your love of Youk's goatee?
A: Shut up, we don't say bad things about people who just hit homeruns.
Q: Is it the fact that he's invested so much time becoming the new Mrs. Clemens that I always expect Andy Pettite to be smaller and blonder?
A: Yes, and in fact, it's confusing that he doesn't just look like Koby Clemens.
Q: Remy and DonO spend so much time together-- do you think they hang out during the offseason?
A: Maybe not, I mean, they are dudes.
Q: So, does DiceK have a 4th inning problem?
A: Um. Apparently, yes.
Q: You know what's the best part of a walked-in run?
A: It's the baseball equivalent of the safety, the most humiliating way to score.
Q: Was that a wild pitch or a passed ball?
A: Officially, a wild pitch but I dispute that because Posada is a little bitch and I want the stats to reflect that.
Q: Is Timlin shaky about hits up the middle after the other evening?
A: Maybe you should ask your wife.
Q: Why would you bring Rivera in for an anti-save whey you're DOWN three runs?
A: Because Pettite isn't available to close a game he started.
Q: What's more humiliating than a walked-in run?
A: TWO walked-in runs in one game.
Q: You know what sucks?
A: Yankee pitching.
And we leave you with the best thing Remy's said in AGES:
"So now we get to see Vizcaino not be on the same page as Posada maybe three or four more times."