Friday, April 27, 2007

no one will notice

sox/yankees papelblog Q&A

Q: What's that smell?
A: Grapefruit and shoddy fielding. Must be in Jeter's house.

Q: Why do you hurt me with your love of Youk's goatee?
A: Shut up, we don't say bad things about people who just hit homeruns.

Q: Is it the fact that he's invested so much time becoming the new Mrs. Clemens that I always expect Andy Pettite to be smaller and blonder?
A: Yes, and in fact, it's confusing that he doesn't just look like Koby Clemens.

Q: Remy and DonO spend so much time together-- do you think they hang out during the offseason?
A: Maybe not, I mean, they are dudes.

Q: So, does DiceK have a 4th inning problem?
A: Um. Apparently, yes.

Q: You know what's the best part of a walked-in run?
A: It's the baseball equivalent of the safety, the most humiliating way to score.

Q: Was that a wild pitch or a passed ball?
A: Officially, a wild pitch but I dispute that because Posada is a little bitch and I want the stats to reflect that.

Q: Is Timlin shaky about hits up the middle after the other evening?
A: Maybe you should ask your wife.

Q: Why would you bring Rivera in for an anti-save whey you're DOWN three runs?
A: Because Pettite isn't available to close a game he started.

Q: What's more humiliating than a walked-in run?
A: TWO walked-in runs in one game.

Q: You know what sucks?
A: Yankee pitching.


And we leave you with the best thing Remy's said in AGES:
"So now we get to see Vizcaino not be on the same page as Posada maybe three or four more times."

5 Comments:

At 12:05 AM, Blogger allan said...

Posada aka Passedballa!

 
At 5:40 AM, Blogger Iain said...

"So now we get to see Vizcaino not be on the same page as Posada maybe three or four more times."

It's tough for announcers to openly gloat at the misfortune of the other team. This is about as close as you can get. Great line :-)

 
At 8:47 PM, Blogger Mike said...

Loved that Remdawg line!

 
At 11:26 AM, Blogger Kristen said...

//And we leave you with the best thing Remy's said in AGES:
"So now we get to see Vizcaino not be on the same page as Posada maybe three or four more times."//

I am not kidding you when I tell you I FELL OFF THE COUCH at this line. I love me some snark and RemDawg snark on Yankee misfortune is perhaps my favorite flavor.

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger Jefe said...

And, I believe, the stats do reflect Posada's ineptitude. How'd he get to the big leagues, anyway?

 

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