i can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whoreMessage I just left on Katie's voicemail:
"Finding out that Curt Schilling is considering being on Celebrity Jeopardy is like one of those things that I didn't know that I knew until I knew it, and then I found out and realized it was completely inevitable. Unfortunately, it's the real Celebrity Jeopardy, not the Saturday Night Live version. That's a huge disappointment."
Thus, the following was necessary:
Curt Schilling's Top 5 Dream Jeopardy Categories
1. Famous Motor Neuron Diseases
2. Notable MMORPG Avatars of the late 20th Century
3. Experimental Surgeries on Body Parts that Begin with the Letter "A"
4. Military History (Dawn of Time – Present)
5. The Lord, Wearing Bling for