Thursday, April 05, 2007

getting high is awesome

I got an email full of DMB lyrics yesterday, a sure sign that Beckett was pitching. And hey, he didn't do so bad. It's unfortunate there's no DMB lyric about not shaking off pitches. But then, so many things about DMB are unfortunate.

4/4101.805.0021045Crazy, how you make it all alright

In other news.

K: (Pedroia)'s so wee!
K: Sea monkeys have small arms, not a lot of power.
K: He keeps hitting it foul.
K: Maybe Dougie's teaching him how to be a stud who hits bombs.

K: Lowell still looks so sad!
K: It'll be okay, he'll go home and punish himself by listening to tapes of old Castro speeches. In Spanish.

K: Has he thrown any curve balls yet?
K: No. Some fastballs--
K: Boo!
K: --and some change-ups.
K: Dude, he needs to accept the blisters. Stop being a girl and get some damn callouses or something. Just throw the curve ball!!

K: Bases loaded! Only one out! ...Oh. Tek's at bat
K: Yeah, but only one out, so it'll be fine.
K: Coco's on deck.
K: Fuck! Why does that always happen?

K: Does that guy named 'Kason' still pitch for us?
K: Yeah, but he was sent down.
K: Good. I hate that guy. His name's a typo.
K: That's true.
K: It'd be like if your name was "Jelly."
K: Just stop talking now.



At 3:32 PM, Blogger kelly said...

my favorite part is that i narrated that game over the phone for, like, 60 minutes. i could give remdawg a run for his money, except for all the parts where i was like "oh! hey! oh!" and the parts where i re-wound the papelbon commercial.

additionally: i was going to sneak off to watch the first two innings at the hub pub by myself, but then i just asked big boss lady s to come with me. good times!

At 12:22 AM, Blogger Jared said...

But do you cough up whole, unsmoked Marlboro Reds while commentating? I think not.

And forget teaching Pedroia to hit bombs, Dougie needs to be pissing on Beckett's hands.

At 7:07 AM, Blogger kelly said...

jared, that's true. i would also be completely unwilling to answer to "keldawg," which is probably what's REALLY holding me back.

At 1:56 PM, Anonymous katie said...

Um, FYI, keldawg, welcome to your new name.

And Dougie should TOTALLY be pissing on Beckett's hands.

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