getting high is awesomeI got an email full of DMB lyrics yesterday, a sure sign that Beckett was pitching. And hey, he didn't do so bad. It's unfortunate there's no DMB lyric about not shaking off pitches. But then, so many things about DMB are unfortunate.
|4/4||1||0||1.80||5.00||2||1||0||4||5||Crazy, how you make it all alright|
In other news.
K: (Pedroia)'s so wee!
K: Sea monkeys have small arms, not a lot of power.
K: He keeps hitting it foul.
K: Maybe Dougie's teaching him how to be a stud who hits bombs.
K: Lowell still looks so sad!
K: It'll be okay, he'll go home and punish himself by listening to tapes of old Castro speeches. In Spanish.
K: Has he thrown any curve balls yet?
K: No. Some fastballs--
K: --and some change-ups.
K: Dude, he needs to accept the blisters. Stop being a girl and get some damn callouses or something. Just throw the curve ball!!
K: Bases loaded! Only one out! ...Oh. Tek's at bat
K: Yeah, but only one out, so it'll be fine.
K: Coco's on deck.
K: Fuck! Why does that always happen?
K: Does that guy named 'Kason' still pitch for us?
K: Yeah, but he was sent down.
K: Good. I hate that guy. His name's a typo.
K: That's true.
K: It'd be like if your name was "Jelly."
K: Just stop talking now.